Conversation upon leaving the Zoo today and passing
the strategically place Ice Cream Truck:
Avé: Mommy, can we get some ice cream?
Ben: Mom, can we get some ice cream?
Me: No. ...Anyone else want to ask the same question and hope for a different answer? Because that's the definition of insanity? Anyone?
Avé: Mommy, why other kids have ice cream and no us?
Me: Because other kids have moms who are nicer than yours.
Jack: Mom- those kids may have moms who are nicer than ours, but we have a mom who is funnier than theirs.
...That's all I was going for, folks. Now I can die happy.